pre shit fart
a pre sh-t fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining sp-ce between your r-ct-m , your p–p and the air. it is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have sh-t your sefl, without actually sh-tting yourself. it is your last and final warning to get your b-tt to the toilet!
i have been busting -ss all the way home, but this last one was a real pre sh-t fart.
it is the last amount before you are actually praire d-gg-ng. a presh-t fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your sh-t would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. mostly, smells like a trucker sh-t.
angel just threw a pre-sh-t fart and then dashed to the bathroom…..almost missing the bowl
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