Pre-Snails
technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
sales: “hey carlos, i have a phone that i need to know is compatible with my network. can you help me out?” wed 12/16/2009 5:31 am
pre-sales: “sure, what do you need?” wed 5/5/2010 4:39 pm
sales: “oh nevermind, i figured it our 5 months ago. what is this pre-snails engineering!?”
pre-snails: “sorry, i was busy”
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