pre-stood up
when your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn’t show up. you’re stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
john c: where were you on monday?
jen: what are you talking about?
john c: i thought you were going to come hang out with us.
jen: you b-st-rd you totally pre-stood up me.
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