Pre-turnt


when you get too “turnt up” or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too f-cked up to remember anything.
john and i smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but john ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. john missed the whole show.

i went to a new years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.

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