preawakeulation


when you really, really, really want to sleep in (on the weekend for example), but you wake up at or before the crack of dawn anyway, and cannot get back to sleep.
bob: dude, what are you doing awake? i thought you were sleeping in this weekend!
joe: the morning must have been so s-xy i suffered from preawakeulation. the second i heard the birds chirping, i shot my sleep wad, cause i couldn’t get back to sleep no matter what i tried.

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