Precious Bodily Fluids
every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), -j-c-l-t-, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least…vomit.
that dolt wilmer beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting precious bodily fluids. he particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
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