Precision Spreading
the art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the spreader doesn’t have time to let the toast’s heat melt the spread.
there are 2 major cases where precision spreading can be of great use: when spreading b-tter or cream cheese.
cream cheese should be used for precision spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
solid b-tter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. as b-tter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
-derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated b-tter and starts spreading the little block-
-derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the b-tter is solid and just won’t spread-
dammit! i should have applied precision spreading there.
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