Predictese


garbled or nonensical text created by a device’s predictive text generator when it automatically selects the wrong words.
here is an example of predictese: a person types “i have seventeen boxes of floss”; predictive text writes “i held seventeen boots of flattery”.

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    the act of seeing yourself eat sh-t while doing something stupid and then doing it anyways and eating sh-t. boy if i think i walk down this skinny wall im gonna eat sh-t that wouldbe a prefall vision i think?, f-ck it im drunk shouldnt hurt to bad tll tomorrow…

  • papa was a rolling stone

    one of the last great songs by the temptations. by this time, 1972, the temptations were far removed from their romantic-chart topping ballads of the 1960’s such as my girl, ain’t too proud to beg, i wish it would rain, i’m losing you and beauty’s only skin deep, and were more into what became known […]

  • Penis Smack

    when one exposes their p-n-s and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person. you can p-n-s smack someone in the face. but it is considered gay to p-n-s smack another p-n-s. yo’ caleb, i’ll give you $20 to p-n-s smack miss hallian’s window!!

  • Potato sack people

    people who live in the back country areas of michigan, ohio, kentucky, west virginia and pennsylvania. they are a peaceful group who live a simple life. typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. bathing is not common […]

  • Power Snake

    power snake’s are the hoses of a hooka. there are four power snake’s on this hooka.


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