Predumptial Fart


the fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). these farts smell much worse than regular farts because your p–p is at it’s closest point to the outside of your body.
dude1: dude, what is that horrible smell?

dude2: sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

dude1: i think you need to go sit on the toilet!

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