preemie


a baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. from “premature”.
it’s very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.
a baby that was born prematurely
my niece was not a preemie. she is short beacuase her real father was.
taking a sh-t before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. it is a hastily forced t-rd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.
i grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.
-short for premature -j-c-l-t–n
-when a male releases sperm before intercourse
dude, norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
jake laughed so hard at ana’s d-ld- incident that he preemied.
rachel tice is so hot i can’t help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
dean couldn’t take his eyes off cas while he was fighting. his s-xiness sent shivers through dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.

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