preemptive shit
the sh-t you take before you go out at night. failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a sh-t in front of girls or others. taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
johnny: “yo dude when these girls leave i’m gonna rip a sick fart.”
bobby: “dude you defintely didn’t taje a preemptive sh-t. we’re going to the diner in a little bite.”
johnny: “f-ck!”
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