Preemptive Shite
going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.
i’m just going for a preemptive sh-te, before the dark knight begins. i don’t want to miss any of the action!
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- Premature Key Retraction
the act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you’ve had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to “pull out”. jim: “i hate it when somebody opens the door just as i am unlocking it.” iain: “premature key retraction, dude.”
- Premature Twejaculate
failure to think before you tweet. tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation. sorry for the premature tw-j-c-l-t-; i didn’t see the other tweet. pete premature tw-j-c-l-t-d all over this conversation.
- Prenager
per-teenage years starting from 9 to 12 years old i can’t believe your son is 9 already, you officially have a prenager.
- Prenatal Bitch Slap
when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to b-tch slap a hoe. you ever had a prenatal b-tch slap?? hold on let me show you -spooge- -slap-
- Procrastination Sunday
the final sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a sh-tload of homework that you didn’t do yet. person 1: hey man did you finish your homework yet? person 2: oh sh-t, is it procrastination sunday already? person 1: yeah you’re gonna fail that cl-ss person 2: f-ck it yolo