Preemptive Text
n. a text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.
phil – “hey guys, we’re about to go to joe’s house.”
zeek – “does joe know this, or are we just going to show up?”
phil – “yeah he knows. i sent him a preemptive text.”
jason – “wanna’ go to steve’s?”
ralph – “sure, but let him know or he won’t answer the door.”
jason – “one preemptive text, coming up!”
a text message that is sent to someone under the -ssumption that you know that they’re going to text you. commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.
i sent a preemptive text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because i knew she was gonna ask where i was.
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