Preemptive tuck
d1. the act of strategically situating one’s p-n-s prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarr-ssment
d2. tucking your flacid d-ck somewhere not noticeable when you know you’re about to get a b-n-r
she’s really cute and i know she’s a long hugger so i did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
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