Preflight check
prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. occasionally they do actually just need to take a cr-p..
“hey, where you been? planes boarding!!”
“sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight”
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