Preg-rage

preg-rage is a term given to pregnant women who act in a very aggressive or hostile manner during their pregnancy stages, usually in an unpredictable and irregular basis.

in recent times, several prominent brutal attacks and lashings have been linked to preg-rage, which might suggest a person is less responsible for their actions. this is not always an adequate defense given that pregnant women tend to do so willingly. further, preg-rage resulting in violent behavior may be a little more complex than it is generally portrayed in the by women; men, whether directly or indirectly related to the party involved are all blamed by women as a whole for their state of euphoric violent behavior.
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household conversation…(preg-rage violence)
husband: “hey babe, how are you feeling today?”
pregant wife: “i f—ing hate you, you did this to me!”{followed by a arm punch}

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pregant lady at store…(preg-rage unwarranted)
cashier: “paper or plastic?”
preggo: “wtf, do i look like i care? put the f—ng groceries up your a– for all i care!”

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pregnant lady at restaurant…(preg-rage hunger)
preggo: “could you make this menu item with the condiments of that menu item?
waiter: “so, you would like to have peanut b-tter and crackers in your spaghetti as the sauce????”
preggo: “f-u you little peasant, you dont understand, i’m so hungry i could eat a bear, i’ll cuff and rip out your b-lls and then shove them down your throat”