Pregame Squeeze Bottle


when you’ve had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. who knows what’s in it and, let’s be honest, who cares.
man i had this long -ss shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. it was okay though because when steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

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