pregganoia


when a woman has the paranoid suspicion that she is pregnant, regardless of actual partic-p-tion in (or completion of) intercourse and of usage of multiple methods of birth control. sometimes persists until after taking a pregnancy test & getting a negative result, or until aunt flo makes her monthly visit.
the morning after her date with d-ck, susie experienced strong pregganoia.

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