pregnant
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
chris: sh-t, the condom broke.
val: d-mn, im pregnant
both: we’re screwed
the worst std ever. causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
“that stupid b-tch got pregnant.”
“my god…”
carrying developing offspring within the body.
“i think i’m pregnant..”
your end of life…
you are totally f-cked.
owned
owned she is pregnant.
the condition of being able to make twice as much money in the p-rn industry due to supply and demand.
thanks to sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in fat pregnant -n-l wh-r-s xvii and made enough money to stay high for a month.
supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb -sses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.
don’t have s-x until your ready for the consequences.
happy responsible couple;
girl: baby, we’re pregnant.
guy: -inshock- oh my g-d!! lets make a doctors appointment asap!
-hugs and kisses-
the accident couple
girl: i’m pregnant
guy: congrats
girl: your the father
guy: bi-ch maury will determine this.
girl: omg i hate you. -cries-
the blossoming of a new life…in your life.
i’m pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! springtime is here!
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