pregnant mules
although, seemingly impossible
there are some pregnant mules out there
why is that significant?
well, mules aren’t supposed to be able to get pregnant.
it’s nature’s way of saying “this isn’t right, so i’m stopping it.”
well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
be afraid….
be very afraid
“so guess what i found out.”
“what?”
“there’s a pregnant mule in wyoming”
-dramatic silence-
“pregnant mules will attack you in your sleep, then take over the world!!!!!!”
-runs away screaming-
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