pregnant sex
having s-x with pregnant women up to delivery.
tyrone didn’t have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue s-x during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had s-x within a few hours of delivery. in fact, with brie ann’s quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, -j-c-l-t-ng thrust. a nurse in the delivery room claimed there was s-m-n on the face of the first out.
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