pregnant with pizza
when a person is fat, you can say they’re “pregnant with pizza” in order to point out and ridicule this fact.
stephen: “hey, ralada has been gone for three weeks now. did she have a baby?”
t-tops: “no, she’s just pregnant with pizza. also, she got shot. that’s why she’s gone.”
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