preheat the oven
an alternate term for going down on a girl. most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
duder 1: “i can’t believe you took that fat girl home last night? did you preheat the oven?”
duder 2: “oh you know it dude. it was sweet like honey.”
duder 1: “wow man that’s so dope.”
2 more definitions
when a person applies warming lube in the v-g-n- or -n-s
i was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and -n-l burns.
oh no! i preheated the oven, get it out!
to perform s-xual acts before having s-xual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, bl-wj-bs.
“ay man- do you know if naomi preheat the oven?”
“yeah, thats what i’ve heard.”
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