prehensile rectum
one who cannot p–p in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile r-ct-m. a prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. one with a prehensile r-ct-m is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by billy rubin on the straightdope forums in 2001.
look, f—wicket,i know you got your problems. do you have a prehensile r-ct-m that you can extend on a stalk like a snail’s eye and aim? how in the name of all that is unholy do you get p–p everywhere?
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