premanstrual


a emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appet-te , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
mr smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.

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