Premature Checkinulation
checking in on foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.
dude 1: ‘yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.’
dude 2: ‘cool dude, but i’m warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.’
15 min later.
dude 2: ‘sumb-tch! where is that dude? this is r-t-rded!’
dude 1: ‘d-mn bro, i get the feeling that scott pulled a premature checkinulation. lets just order, f-ck him.’
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