Premature Congratulation


when someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. similar to premature -j-c-l-t–n.
man 1: “did you hear about rick? he had to return that new mercedes he bought after the newark deal he thought he closed fell through”

man 2: “geez, he should know better about premature congratulation.”

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