premature ejaculation


producing the juice before you put it in the caboose
billy premature -j-c-l-t-d on his grandmothers face.
when a boy (specifically a certain pastor’s kid) can not keep his c-m in his c-ck and does his sh-t way too early.
ben: “sh-t i c-mmed”
girl: uhhh we were just kissing
every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. it has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. when a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before s-x or before 2 minutes into s-x, he has prematurely -j-c-l-t-d. it is one of the most embarr-ssing things a man can endure. don’t do it.
premature -j-c-l-t–n is a word too often connected with s-x. fight the battle against premature -j-c-l-t–n today! viva la revolution
to jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
bombs away!
d-mn it joe thats the fifth time today, you d-mn premature -j-c-l-t–n master
when a guy(mainly justin mundt) c-ms before he can get it in
“oh, g-d dammit justin i don’t even have my shoes off and you’ve already c-m”
when a male (mainly one who wears “mighty whities”) lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an -rg-sm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
accidently activating your “star power” before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can acc-mulate enough to star power with you.
rocker 1:
-tilts guitar a bit-
“godammit, sorry guys. didn’t mean for that to happen.”

rest of band:
“c’mon, man. you gotta get your premature -j-c-l-t–n under control.”

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