Premature Ewishulator
celebrating a person’s birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
birthday person’s friend: happy birthday man!
birthday person: thanks jack-ss, it’s only 9:30.
other friend: what a premature ewishulator.
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