Premature God Damn it Moment
1) saying god d-mn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn’t going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circ-mstance that was better than you had planned.
adam: ugh god d-mn it i so wanted to go to sonic for my birthday lunch!
– drives to a shopping center to find a cheesecake factory-
adam: what was i so mad for? the cheesecake factory is better than what i had planned!
friend: you just had a premature god d-mn it moment.
adam: -prays- sorry god i spoke too soon!
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