premature handlation
occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a p-ssenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the “open” b-tton on the remote.
hey, get your head out of your -ss! that’s the last time i let you perform premature handlation on my car. now i’m leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, simon.
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