premature hey
when someone chats you “hey” and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing… did you forget what you wanted? seriously, don’t get so excited and ping me when you’re ready to chat.
you: hey
me: hey
(…an hour and no further dialogue later…)
me: did you fall off of the earth?
(…just another premature hey, how annoying???)
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