premature intoxication
getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks
holy cr-p, did you guys see craig last night? we went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.
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