Premature Jibulation
while one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old’s snowboard while he is sitting down. it is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of st–ze.
“yo dude, i just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick’s face”
“bro, that’s gross”
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