Premature Key Retraction
the act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you’ve had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to “pull out”.
jim: “i hate it when somebody opens the door just as i am unlocking it.”
iain: “premature key retraction, dude.”
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the final sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a sh-tload of homework that you didn’t do yet. person 1: hey man did you finish your homework yet? person 2: oh sh-t, is it procrastination sunday already? person 1: yeah you’re gonna fail that cl-ss person 2: f-ck it yolo
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