Premature Keyjaculation
the act of accidentally hitting “the big key” while still in the p-ssionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (the send key while texting, or enter key while chatting)
mr. sheen: so i told my publicist that i just keep winning and winning, and he said
mr. estevez: ya…so what did he say??
mr. estevez: oh, come on bro!
mr. sheen: hang on…. (sent while cutting and pasting)
mr. estevez: geez, just forget it!
mr. sheen: sorry dude, premature keyjaculation! i went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead…anyways, he said “winning at what? becoming the world’s biggest -sshole?” can you believe that guy??
facebook: your message was not sent because mr. estevez is offline.
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