premature regretulation
a situation in which you are about to engage in s-xual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.
he was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn’t stop him from hooking up with that b-tterball.
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