premature spectaculator
a spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. particularly common at fireworks displays.
(at a fireworks display) ooh, that one was cool!
(after a 5 second delay) ok guys, that was great! i think that’s it – let’s go.
(another firework is seen) oh wait, it’s not over yet…
(other spectator) dude, the finale will be obvious – don’t be such a premature spectaculator.
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