Premature Textjaculation
sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
“my boyfriend has premature textjaculation”
“what do you mean?”
“every time we’re getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them.”
when you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
i think i need “tiger text”. i sent a text too soon. i call it “premature text-jaculation.”
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