premature triumphalism
the time between when she said yes, to the sms she’s telling you she has to cancel…
dream girl:” i’ll see you tonight.. wink wink”
guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: ” sorry, but i can’t make it tonight..”
you call your mate and tell him..
he goes: ” that’s premature triumphalism!”
thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it…
julia: woot woot! i’m getting smashed tonight! i won!
tony: bahahaha! that’s premature triumphalism baby!
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