Premium items
1 — aka cash shop items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.
2—a scam put out by most korean gaming cooperation for their mmorpg for the soul purpose of profit. making the game as sh-tty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could’ve just done that in the first place.
but nooooooo, “we need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is premium items!”
even though technically you do purchase premium items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 d-ckweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 d-ckweeds.
-premium item: b–b enhancer
-description: increase your female character’s breast by 10x from the g cup sizes they already are.
-cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.
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boy-1: “dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars i’ve ever spent.”
boy-2: “too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol”
boy-1; “fuuuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!”
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