Premium Smeg
a d-ck cheese that’s so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. it is rare to find sm-gm- of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
usually found to be as clear as the s-m-n of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with v-g-n-l or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
i was involved in an orgy on sat-rday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of sm-gm-, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
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