preNatal
a time before microsoft’s project natal was revealed. referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the d-mn couch to play a game.
guy 1: dude! look at this old game controller!
guy 2: woah! it has b-ttons and you have to hold it!
guy 1: yup, this right here is some ancient prenatal technology.
guy 2: gotta love the good ol’ days.
your parents
so named because they existed before your birth
if your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.
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