Preoccuparked
the condition of being so concerned about getting a parking ticket based on where, or how, you parked your car that you can’t enjoy the function that you are attending.
john, i asked you a question…
oh, sorry, i’m preoccuparked…
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noun. a m-ssive erection. originated from the tv show 24, where in season 6 president daniels always speaks as if he’s crazy h-rny with a m-ssive erection. like he’s just seconds away from scr-w-ng the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight. “i thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and i […]
- Prettyot
pretty idiots. really good looking and really stupid. could you get the pretty-ots a drink ? they can’t figure out how to open the menu’s a combination of the words “pretty” and “idiot”. an attractive female who’s dumber than words can explain. “that girl at the bar was a solid 10 but as soon as […]
- pribble
small amount of urine that dribbles out of one’s p-n-s and onto one’s underwear within moments of a post-urination sheathing of the p-n-s. immune to any of a variety of vigorous and/or embar-ssing shaking techniques. it’s derivation is that of a portmanteau between “pr-ck” and “dribble.” i got a little pribble going on here, my […]
- Professional Woman
a woman who partic-p-tes in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training. her mom is a professional woman. she owns her own business and everything! quite simply, it means “b-tch.” its a term often used in areas where people describe themselves, such as online dating sites (which is […]
- Pronasticrate
to put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof. i would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pr-nasticrate was inevitable.