Preparation H Raymond
a man who freely, and lovingly, distributes preparation h to the m-sses. was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and -n-l relief.
if your bottom’s not feeling fine, raymond’s here, raymond’s here squirt this where the sun don’t shine, raymond’s here to help.
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