Preppy McDouchebag
a person having the qualities of dressing like a prep, but having the personality of a douchebag. basically, the stereotypical -sshole that has a closet full of striped shirts and cargo shorts (or faded jeans). hair gel and a necklace are optional but popular accessories.
my roommate went shopping at american eagle today and he’s still an -sshole. what a preppy mcdouchebag!
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