Presbyterian
a denomination of the protestant christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal christian denomination. focus on predestination (belief that g-d has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (g-d’s free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). all races, genders, s-xualities, etc are welcome.
i got tired of my faith community being judgmental so i became presbyterian.
helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by first presbyterian church.
an anagram of “britney spears”
are you going to the presbyterians concert?
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