Prescription Pimp
a doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn’t know their dsm. usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don’t understand caffeine and children don’t mix.
kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.
mom: wakes up “d-mnit, johnny’s up again running around?!?!”
dad: rolls over tired “can’t you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? i mean were awesome parents and have done everything”
meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
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