present
a word with too many godd-mn definitions.
she’s presently present, so i’ll present my present.
translation: she’s now here, so i’ll give my gift.
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a subst-tue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.
noun: also used as a subst-tute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?
there’s going to be h-lla presents tonight.
unreciprocated oral s-x (not reciprocated with s-x either).
raymond gives all the girls presents
1. a heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.
2. tripping on acid
dude, i just took 3 hits of acid and i am so present right now.
a unusually large d-ck.
ashley: “d-mn, ben’s got a huge present!!!!”
melissa: “shuttup with your dirty mind!!”
cyndi; “foul!”
a women that is a hard catch. christmas only c-ms once a year, so why not on a good present. but you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of “christmas”, when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
“he’s got a chistmas present”
“lucky bastered”
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