Preshitory
pre·shi·to·ry
/prēˈsh-t(ə)rē/ noun. 1) the period of time before sh-t. 2) the events or conditions leading up to sh-t. 3) a nostalgic reference to a “golden age” or period of time before everything went to sh-t.
1) archaeologists determined that large amounts of coffee were consumed in presh-tory.
2) studies of late presh-tory show us that once sh-t got real, sh-t went down.
3) these chocolate chip cookies are so good — just the way mom used to make them back in presh-tory.
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